That’s My Answer 11/07/08

From: That’s My Answer

 

Now don’t panic, we can all keep our clothes on … instead in homage to the band – *clears throat and starts singing* “If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars, I’d buy you a … wait, I don’t know what you want.”

So, tell me, if I had a million dollars, what exactly would you like me to buy you?

If you had a million dollars (If you had a million dollars) 
You could buy me a zoo ( you could buy me a zoo) 
If you had a million dollars (If you had a million dollars) 
you’d buy a chinchilla for my zoo ( a nice furry, nocturnal, rodent companion) 
If you had a million dollars (If you had a million dollars) 
you’d buy me a go-cart ( one big enough to fit my ass) 
If you had a million dollars you’d buy me gas  

If you had a million dollars
you build a commune in north Maine 
If you had a million dollars
With ten small homes, a main house and pool 
If you had a million dollars
Maybe we could put some tunnels in underneath 
to connect all the houses! 

If you had a million dollars (If you had a million dollars) 
You’d buy me a sari ( beautiful unstitched wrap-up clothes) 
If you had a million dollars (If you had a million dollars) 
You’d buy me a coffee shop (with some great teas and biscotti) 
If you had a million dollars (If you had a million dollars) 
You’d buy me Kostnice church in Prague (All those skulls have made up the church) 

If you had a million dollars you’d buy me gas  

If you had a million dollars
You’d help to get a degree 
If you had a million dollars
I’d go anywhere ’cause it would be free 
If you had a million dollars I wouldnt have to eat Ramen noodles

But I would eat Ramen noodles
Of course I would, I’d just eat more
And I would add real chicken breasts to it
That’s right, cubed up chunks of yummy chicken breast

Mmmmmm  

If you had a million dollars (If you had a million dollars) 
you’d buy me a nice car ( but one that is friendlier to the earth) 
If you had a million dollars (If you had a million dollars) 
you’d buy me Van Gogh ( The vodka or the artist) 
If you had a million dollars (If you had a million dollars) 
you’d buy me a lake house ( I have always wanted rope swing) 
If you had a million dollars If you had a million dollars If you had a million dollars 
If you had a million dollars you’d give it up!

I know it doesn’t rhyme, but, oh well!