You were a spaz and SO annoying. You’d eat Alice’s panties and barf them up whole. You barked like a maniac at any squirrel who dared put it’s tail on your lawn or any mailman who was too rude to greet you. You humped Rachel at any chance you got and ruined Andrea’s fifteenth birthday [...]
Archive for July, 2009
9 Jul
I’ve come to realize…
1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . . Isn’t the gift I thought it would be when I was young and they were admired more. If I would have known that they would cause back aches, ill fitting shirts, and be the cause of knocking things off shelves and people off of chairs, [...]
8 Jul
I MIss Him
This is Ratsputan. I miss him. He passed away a few years ago. He was the sweetest animal, ever and I used to let him ride on my shoulders. I talked to him a lot. I want another rat! We’ll see. Ted probably won’t let me have another.
