Attack of the Vanilla Vag…

So, My niece and I sit here, spending luscious time together… I told her of the non-daiquiri, daiquiri… The idea was fun, so we decided to make another. Peaches with vanilla vodka and white grape peach juice. She said, and I quoth “… it’s like a booze smoothie …” and so my friends… I introduce to you, the “The Bizzle, Eizzle Booze Smoothie” line… Yummy Yummy… Here are the Vanilla Vag prototype pics…

The Vanilla Vag Booze Smoothie
The Vanilla Vag Booze Smoothie

Notice how clean my countertop is? Well, it wasn’t… I photoshopped away the dingies…

I love being a lazy American… Wash the counter and retake the pictures you say? Absolutely not! Who has time when you are enjoying sucking on a vanilla vag? God, I love the innuendos this line gives… What are you doing tonight? Sticking my face into a pair of dingleberries… Hehe… I love it! All of our drinks will have sexual connotations…

Bizzle and her Vanilla Vag... She's a virgin I swear!
Bizzle’s a virgin, I swear!

BTW: I haven’t taken the vag out of my mouth since I started typing after the picture!.

AHH!

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