Dear Dove Clinical Strength Deodorant,

I am a fat girl and I have come to terms with that in all but one aspect, the fact that I sweat like I am running a marathon and I have to reapply at least 2 more times throughout the day to keep from smelling like a farm animal. You, however, have made my life so much better. I have not sweat in almost 2 weeks and I don’t have to reapply. In fact, I even forgot to put it on one day and I still did not sweat. That’s right, I had NO signs of moisture or stink. I am elated. I am blissfully happy. Thank you for blessing my life with damp free, smell free, white mark on dark clothing free, self-conscience free, sweet smelling armpit love. You have made a fat girl so very happy. I have no way to repay you except to continue paying nine dollars every two weeks for deodorant. I don’t even mind that. I am stingy, but you are worth every penny and more.




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