Really Long Survey (While watching for election results)

This is a long, long, long mother fucking survey. It is pointless and random and has a lot of vert retarded questions… With that being said, have at it!



Name: Aimée Marie
Birthday: Late Middle August
Age: 30
Nicknames: Aimes, EE, El oso amaroso de la madre
Zodiac sign: Leo/Virgo cusp
Sex: Yes please

Your best friend: Jenn 
Craziest: Megan
Cutest: Emily
Friend with the best hair: Cristin
Friend you trust with all your secrets: Pretty much all of them
Most understanding: Cristin
Last friend you went to the movies with: Andrea
Happiest: Wendi
Funniest: Maren
Weirdest: Megan
Scariest: Megan
Most outgoing: Wendi
Spends the night at your house the most: Andrea
Has the cutest brother/sister: Megan
Friend you would most likely die for: Jenn 
Facebooks you the most: Arielle
Texts you the most: Ryan

Do you have any tattoos? If so, what of?: Yes, 1, Endless knot of love

What’s the last thing you bought?: Coffee
Do you have a job? If so, where?: Yes, Personal Assistant to Emily Rose
What was your most embarrassing moment?: Peeing my pants in 3rd grade
Last 4 digits of the last phone you dialed: 3567
What is in your pockets right now?: Nothing, I am in my underwear and they don’t have pockets
What was the happiest moment in your life?: Marrying my husband
Have you ever egged a house?: A few, yes
Who is your role model?: I have many, but I think that my granny is number 1
What’s your favorite holiday?: Christmas
When is the last time you stayed up all night?: about 2 weeks ago
What is your favorite book?: White Oleander by Janet Fitch
Who is your favorite author?: I have a few. It’s between Ira Levin, Dean Koontz, Jodi Picoult, John Saul and VC Andrews
Where did you have your last birthday party?: I can’t remember
Who came?: Same as above
Who is your most recent ex?: Randy
Do the two of you get along?: I haven’t seen the creep in years
Who has changed your life the most for the better?: It’s between Ted and Maren
What’s your favorite song?: I have many, but I think number 1 would be Anywhere by Evanescence
What’s your favorite cd?: Emily Rose – Cocoon Stew
What are your favorite pizza toppings?: CHEESE and green olives
Where do you order pizza from the most?: Happy’s Pizza
Have you ever been in the hospital for more than a day?: Yes, this past August when I had my gall bladder out. 
How many days is your record for time spent in a hospital?: The one time was 3.5 days
Why did you have to go to the hospital?: Gall bladder surgery
How long has it been since you went to the mall?: About 2 months
What’s the last movie you saw in a theater?: Wanted with the amazing Angelina Jolie
What’s the last movie you rented?: Cloverfield (it was very disappointing)
Do you like to write poetry?: Yes, when I can
Do you like to read poetry?: Yes
Have you ever written a song?: I have tried but it sucked
After you read it to yourself did it sound stupid?: Yes
What’s your favorite band?: Evanescence
Who is your favorite solo singer?: Amanda Palmer
If you suffocate a smurf, what color does he turn?: Purple
Do you believe in ghosts?: Very much so
Have you ever seen a ghost?: No
What is your favorite ride at the fair?: The Gravitron
What is your favorite inside joke you have with a friend?: “Stop it, baby!”
Name the people who know and understand that inside joke: Jenn and Steve
Have you ever thrown a party in which complete strangers have attended?: Nope
Was there a guy named True there?: Ummm… No
Would you ever name your kid True?: No
Would you make fun of some1 if you knew their name was True?: No
Do you look more like your mom or your dad?: My mom, definitely
Are you an only child?: No
Do you have any brothers or sisters?: Didn’t the last question basically ask the same thing? 

Their names: Christy
Their ages: 28
What color is your computer?: Silver
What is your favorite color of ink to write in?: Black
Would you rather write in pen or pencil?: Pen
How tall are you?: 5 foot 4 inches or 162.56 cm
What’s your name again?: Aimée Marie
Do you believe in God?: I believe in many Gods and Goddesses
Do you pray often?: Sometimes
What’s your biggest fear?: Being in pain
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes
Have you ever been in a car accident?: A few
Who was driving?: Me in one, Randy in another
Did anybody not survive?: No. What kind of question is that?
What is your lucky number?: 33
Do you still believe in the tooth fairy?: Hehe… No
Does the tooth fairy still give you money?: Maybe if I still lost teeth. I didn’t get any for my wisdom teeth
If so, did someone knock out your teeth?: No. Jeeze, what’s with these retarded questions?
Who is your favorite family member?: My granny
What is your favorite breed of dog?: Boston Terrier, Boxer and Bull dog
What is your favorite name for a dog?: It depends on the personality of the dog
What is your favorite name for a cat?: Same as above, but I had on cat whose name I loved. I named him Howard Houdini Waddlesworth Easton Esq. III (There is a story behind every part of that name too)
Have you ever been drunk?: Shit… I spent an entire year practically embalmed
Have you ever gotten high?:  Only every chance I get
Have you ever been on the radio?: Yes, twice
Have you ever been on TV?: Only local school channels
Have you ever been in a movie?: nope

Have you ever been in a music video?: yep, Emily Rose’s – Temporary Help. Look it up on Youtube.com
Who is your favorite actress?: Angelina Jolie
Who is your favorite actor?: Either Jack Nicholson or Anthony Hopkins or Sean Connery
Do you have a cellphone?: Who doesn’t?
Do you have a pager?: Not since 1997
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?: I have done a lot of bad things that I would never tell perfect strangers
Why are all the fun things illegal?: Not all illegal things are fun, but I think the reason some illegal things are fun is because they are “dangerous” and therefore makes your adrenaline rush
What’s your favorite quote?: “there are no mistakes, only happy accidents” Bob Ross
What’s your favorite flavor of icecream?: Baskin Robbins Jamocha Almond Fudge
Who is your favorite person to talk to offline?: I can’t pick just one
Who is your favorite person to talk to online?: Ryan
Who do you wish you were talking to right now?: Corinne some more
Do you have any nicknames that you liked that your friends no longer use?: Nope
Who is your hero?: Great One
What do you think of racism?: It’s horrible. What do YOU think of racism? Wjhat about any “ism”?
Are you racist?: Never!
What is your favorite day of the week?: Monday, strangely
What is your least favorite day of the week?: Sunday
Do you like rain?: I love it. Especially when there is thunder and lightening involved
Do you think lightning is awesome?: What did I just say?
What is your favorite word?: I have two. Ominous and Foreboding 
If you could visit any country, where would you go?: France or Morocco
How long would you want to stay?: As long as I could afford to
Who would you want to take with you?: Ted and maybe Andrea or Jenn
How old do you act?: It depends on the moment… Sometimes 19 and sometimes 420
How old is your best friend?: I have several… 22, 26, 33, and 
How old does your best friend act?: It depends on the day. Sometimes 19, sometimes 16, sometimes 26
When you were young what did you want to be when you grew up?: An astronaut or a teacher. Until 1986’s Challanger explosion, both
What do you want to be now?: Happy
Do you think you were an adorable little kid?: Yes, I was, very much!
What were the names of your imaginary friends?: I didn’t have imaginary friends
Do you have any pennies sitting on your computer desk?: No
What is the most unique thing about your bedroom?: It has a heater vent that is in a box STICKING OUT OF THE WALL!
Do you have a black light?: No
Do you have a strobe light?: No
Do you have glow-in-the-dark stars?: No
Do you have anything that glows in the dark?: No
What color is your pillow case?: I have 8 pillows I have 2 white pillow cases, 2 maroon pillow cases 2 orange, maroon and off white striped pillow cases 1 black pillow case and 1 light blue and white Tie-dyed body pillow case.
What is your favorite thing to wear to bed?: Tank top and panties
Do you like Pepsi or Coke better?: Pepsi before the diabetes Coke now
Can you tell a difference?: Very much so
What are you thinking about right now?: How much longer this mother fucking survey is
What is your favorite song to listen to when you are mad?: Killing in the Name Of – Rage Against the Machine
What is the last song you listened to?: Our Battles – Maria Mena
What is your favorite movie?: Either Hackers or Goonies
What is your dream car?: I don’t have one
How many times have you had the chicken pox?: 2
When was the last time you brushed your teeth?: Last night
What is your middle name?: Marie

Do you have a girl/boyfriend?: I have a husband
What is his/her name?: Ted
How long have you been together?: Over 12 years since we started dating, almost 8 since we got married
Do you love him/her?: Of course you fucking retard… Jesus!
Are you in love with him/her?: Need I answer this?
Are you a virgin?: No. Not for 15 years
How many people have you slept with?: Not that it’s anyone’s business, but 10
Can you still name them all?: Sadly, no
When was the last time you had sex?: Last week
How long was your longest crush?: Ryan
What was their name?: 7 years
Who do you have a crush on now?: My husband
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 15
Do you regret losing it?: No
Who did you lose it to?: Ryan
How old were they when it happened?: 16
Did you use protection?:

What is your favorite emotion?: Happiness, duh
What is your favorite TV show?: House
What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever heard somebody say?: I have foreign policy because I can see Russia from my house
How many cds do you own?: I have NO idea… A ton
When you go to the movies do you throw stuff at people?: Of course not, that’s rude
When you go to the movies do you throw stuff at the movie screen?: See above
How many times have you been kicked out of the movies?: Never, thank you very much
Have you ever been kicked out of a grocery store?: No
What annoys you the most?: Retarded questions that waste my time. Well, maybe not the most… People who have to know everything, ALL THE TIME
Who annoys you the most?: People take their turn annoying me. Right now, I am still a little annoyed at my aunt and cousin for being “scared” of my choice of future president. They act like Barack Obama is the fucking Anti-Christ
Do you know any fake people? (People who act nice to you to your face but then talk about you behind your back): Far too many
What are their names?: Not on your life
Where did you meet them?: In many places
How long have you known them?: Various amounts of time
Did you ever want to smack them?: Frequently
Did you ever smack them?: No
What’s your favorite season?: Autumn
What’s your favorite subject in school?: English or Psychology or Band
What’s your least favorite subject in school?: Math
Who is your all-time favorite teacher?: Mrs. Shepard and she still is
What school do you go to?: I have been out of school for over 11 years
What is the mascot at your school? The Tars
What grade are you in?: I’m not
What grade are you supposed to be in?: I’m not
What is your favorite song?: Anywhere – Evanescence
What song reminds you of yourself?: I have no idea off hand
What is your best friend’s birthday?: August, mid
What is your favorite flavor of skittles?: I hate Skittles
Would you rather have friendship or love?: Since I love my friends, Love
What makes you nervous?: A lot of stuff
Describe yourself in five words: Fun, Fat, Frank, Fabulous, Feeling
If you knew the truth was gonna hurt you would you still wanna hear it?: I always do
Do long distance relationships work?: I don’t think so, but Ihave never tried it
Would you change yourself to make someone else happy?: Never
What one thing makes you happy?: Ted
What phrase or saying do you use the most?: That is phenominal
What’s your favorite scary movie?: The Blair Witch Project
What would you do with a million dollars?: A lot… That is a whole separate post
If your house was burning down and you could only take one thing with you, what would you take?: Moe
Were you shocked when you heard Princess Diana died?: Beyond belief
Who is the biggest flirt you know?: It’s a tie between Emily and Megan and Maren
Do they ever flirt with your crush?: Never
Do you ever want to hurt them?: Never
Do they know you like that person?: Retarded questions don’t get answered
Are you glad this survey is over?: Absolutely


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