RIP Telemachus Rex

You were a spaz and SO annoying. You’d eat Alice’s panties and barf them up whole. You barked like a maniac at any squirrel who dared put it’s tail on your lawn or any mailman who was too rude to greet you. You humped Rachel at any chance you got and ruined Andrea’s fifteenth birthday by breaking your leg. You were a great cuddler, lover and took treats so nicely. You’ll be missed sweet Telemachus. The windows won’t shine as bright now that your pouty lips and face no longer adorn them.



1 Response to “RIP Telemachus Rex”

  1. 1 Jenny
    July 13, 2009 at 6:42 am

    Aw, sad… It’s funny how attached one gets to animals, I know what it’s like to lose a pet. Big hug.

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